If you can't walk up a flight of stairs, maybe you shouldn't bother walking to the elevator and just stay home.

I held the elevator for someone the other day and she proceeded to get in and push "2." I wanted to effing scream. Here I am, late for work, and I hold the damn elevator for someone to go up a floor. I mean, it takes more effort to walk from you car in the garage than it does to go up a flight of stairs. They are right there. Look to your left. That area where the floor raises about 6 inches every foot or so? Those are stairs. You walk up them. You'll think I am lying, but that same day on my way DOWN the elevator after work someone got on at 2 and off at 1. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It has to be easier to walk down the stairs than to wait for the elevator. Just because you have time to waste waiting for the elevator doesn't make it OK for you to waste my time by stopping my descent. Don't get in my way. At 5:00 I am tired and hungry, and you really shouldn't get between me and my nap or my food. I gave the guy a look that said "I hate you and anything that has anything to do with you." He said hi to the guy that was already in the elevator with me, so I gave that guy a dirty look too. Guilty by association. I think I might take some glue in tomorrow and glue the 2 button in the elevator and the down button on the second floor so that you can't push the button. Its about time my life got easier and the 1 floor rider's lives got harder. 

Sometimes I have dreams I don't understand. They are never the kind of dream you read about on that "decipher your dreams" crap. Its just plain bizarre. Like last night, I dreamed that I went and got some oil to put in my truck, and when I went to put it in I saw that my oil pan or whatever its called was made of cardboard. I mean what does that mean? Another dream from last night had several strange components:

1) I was taking a pop quiz composed of complete nonsense. 

2) It was at the professor's house.

3) The professor happened to be my Management of Technology prof at Vandy 4 years ago.

4) I was convinced that I needed to put my phone on vibrate but I couldn't find the button to do it.

5) I couldn't find the button because I was looking at my shoe. 

6) The shoes I was wearing were 6" heels.

??????? I'm not in a class with any kind of tests or quizzes. OK we have take home tests that are open book. whatever, no biggie. Why would I be at a professors house? And why a guy I knew 4 years ago? Why the hell was I looking at my shoe? Why was I wearing heels in class? I have rules: flip flops or sneakers in class. I say sneakers because I think it is weird to type tennishoes? tennis shoes? It always looks weird. 

I'll end with my newest obsession. I have lots of these so I am sure that more will come. I love Amy's frozen dinners. I swear, if you put it in the oven, never let me see the box, and then put it on a plate for me I'd think you were the best cook ever. Boys take note. Bonus feature: they are healthy. Its all too good to be true. In 5 years they will tell us they cause cancer and we are all going to die. But until then I say they are delish!